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odorekijin“Hangout”
[Central Country–Town Market]
Bradley: It ain’t everyday yer draggin’ along yer good ol’ Bradley fo’ groceries.
Whatever it is, bein’ yer chaperone ‘s a good deal in my book: I’ll lay my good deed thick on the ol’ farts, enough to keep their traps shut an’ leave me alone for a while.
So? Why am I the victim of yer li’l shopping trip?
…You wanna know if anythin’ catches my eye in this shop? Well you ain’t sleek one bit…
Hm? Dun’ mind me, jus’ thinking out loud.
But since yer mentioning it… These knick-knacks look legitimate, an’ their design ain’t half bad either.
I thought you were pullin’ my leg earlier—that you’d just found some cutesy stall. I didn’t expect’cha to sniff out top-shelf goods.
…Check this tie-pin out. The gold accents are impeccable. I betcha it’d look perfect on, say, a white tie, dun’cha think?
It’s elegant and gives ya that swanky air, but it doesn’t clash too much with your softer, modest style.
Bradley: …Ahaha! Watcha gettin’ rosy cheeks for?
Can’t blame me when you started it. I ain’t born yesterday, an’ I know when some smarty-pants tryna sneak in a gift fo’ me…
Keep your money and get yourself somethin’ nice instead, a’ight?
But in return, you have to come see me as soon as you put it on.
I wanna make extra sure it fits you like a glove before the others can see you with it.
