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A Day Of Particularly Good Chemistry
[Manor's Courtyard]


Akira: Ah, Bradley, so that’s where you were!


Would you like to get some lunch with me after this? That is, if you’re up for it.


Bradley: Just you 'n me? Why?


Akira: Snow and White performed a fortune-reading just now, and it revealed that I was bound to have great chemistry with you today.


So I thought that, maybe, this was a perfect opportunity for us to deepen our friendship.


Bradley: …Oh? I’ve got way better ideas if becomin’ best buds with the Bradley‘s whatcha really want.



Akira: Wha-what’s the rifle for!?


Bradley: The gasbag geezers are gonna be out the whole afternoon, ain’t they?


I was just hitchin’ for some shootin’ practice while they’re gone, y’know. I think ya should tag along, Sage.


Akira: Ah… I see, so that’s what you had in mind. I don’t mind “tagging along”, but what am I supposed to do to help you?


Bradley: Adnopotensum


Akira: …? Did you… summon something on my head? It feels kind of… hard…


Bradley: It’s an apple.


Now that you’ve got that thing stuck on yer noggin, yer free to skedaddle wherever ya feel like.


Akira: Come again?


Bradley: Toldja, we’re doin’ some shootin’ practice. I’ll hop on my broom and aim at the target from up there.


Akira: “Target”... Wait, you mean the apple...!?


Bradley: C’mon, dun’ be a chicken, I’m pretty sure I ain’t gonna shoot a bullet through ya.


Our chemistry 's basically s'posed to be dead-on perfect anyway, ay?


(Bradley flies away)


Akira: Huh, what? H-hold on, Bradley, w-wait a sec…!


(Shooting)